I’m hoping to include more fruit and vegetables in my diet. FML.
Trump threatens Iran. Trump threatens Greenland claims it’s surrounded by Russian and Chinese ships and we need it for national security. Trump threatens Maduro’s Vice President who seems to be trying to take charge in Venezuela.
Trump threatens Moose and Squirrel.
He’s on a roll.
The courts, street resistance plus the Portland Frog shutdown Trump’s invasion of US cities so Trump had to invade Venezuela instead. The guy has a one track mind.
I had a load of snark ready to post about Chuckie Schumer but I see he actually said something other than “Meep” so I’ll save it for later.
So explain to me again:
1, What does Congress actually do?
How these checks and balances work?
How Congress represents, “The People?”
How these political parties are different from each other?
Do the GOP and Dems actually do something useful?
Talk real slow and explain it like I’m a 5 year old.
Good morning.
DEA makes Maduro do the perp walk. Trump wants US to get all entangled, long term, on the ground in Venezuela. Trump pledges billions from US Big Oil to rebuild oil there, but big silence from Big Oil. They are waiting to see if an insurgency will develop.
2026 means we have 3 count’em, 3 more years of this sh*t to go.
But don’t worry, we got Congress to save us.
Trump seems to be saying the US is going to run Venezuela “temporarily”. Heck, Trump can’t even run the US how is he going to run a foreign country?
Additionally, Trump is threatening Iran again, how many wars we going to have and how much will this cost us?
Good morning.
News headlines about US military strikes in Venezuela. Others saying Maduro has been captured by US, but these news sources are more rumor than reliable. We shall see as the day unfolds.
Also, rumors that Putin and Co. in Russia are panicking over peace plan for Ukraine.
Pope: Da Bears.
Chicago chants back: Da Bears.
(If you know you know.)
Good morning.
I got this from several memes on social networks: Start naming public toilets, sewage treatment plants, landfills, homeless shelters, daycares, recycling centers, etc. after Trump. Any type of place that would really upset Trump.
My 2026 New Year’s Resolution:
Buy bongo drums.
Try playing bongo drums. (Been saying this for like 15 years.)
Write list of rationalizations as to why this is good.
What could possibly go wrong?
Good morning and Happy New Year to you all.
2026 will be another Twilight Zone year: don’t count on anything and trust no one. The good news is there is trouble in MAGALand, more MAGA’s are not buying Trump’s BS and vindictiveness. Good but Trump could go completely off the rails.
I just changed another light bulb. All by myself.
CSS sucks.
That’s it, that’s the whole blog post.
Well, 2025 is nearly over, and it’s too late to talk our way out of it.
Have a Happy New Year. There I said it.
Recently I saw a news story about mackerel fishing. Some sort of snit brewing within the EU. I’m not going to comment cos you know what a hot button topic mackerel fishing is over there.
Looking ahead to the 2028 Presidential election, I just hope the Democrats have a rip-snorting primary of good candidates. I’m tired of the Dems having one anointed candidate pre-chosen by the Dem Establishment.
I just checked the weather forecast for the next few days and I better get groceries today without delay.
Good morning.
People on social media occasionally post a pic of the bottle of Champaign they have set aside to drink should Trump expire. The only problem is that JD Vance would then take over and that’s scary too.
I’m tired. I’m tired of being awake. I’m going to bed early but I’m still waiting for a time that is not embarrassingly early.
Thanks Comcast, I didn’t really want Internet connectivity today.
Have a Merry Christmas everyone.
Me: Okay, who is giving out Trump Bibles, Trump Phones, Trump Cryptocurrency for Christmas this year?
Everyone: …
Me: I thought so.
I changed two light bulbs today. By myself.