Brad Enslen

May 2026

Good morning.

I’m thinking about Trump’s obsession with Jimmy Kimmel and all late night comedians: if Trump and his goons would just shut up Kimmel would have a lot less joke material. When Trump days stupid things, daily, hourly, he can expect to be called on it.

May 2026

There seems to be a lot of confusion over who shot the Secret Service agent at the WH Correspondents Dinner: the alleged assasin or another Fed agent. If it wasn’t either of them then I’m betting the shot came from the Grassy Knoll.

#IYKYK

May 2026

The frost warning was accurate. Frost on the roofs and on the grass this morning.

May 2026

Good morning.

Trump is playing to the strong isolationist streak in American politics when it comes to Europe and kinda in Asia. He’s playing to Big Oil combined with doofus streak in the Middle East. And he’s playing to the “Mine, Mine, Mine!” streak in the Americas.

May 2026
May 2026

News:

Gas prices skyrocketing daily. This will bite Trump in the butt.

Nobody has any idea what is going on with Iran, especially Trump.

Still no Epstein Files. You known he had to video tape lots of it and none of that is even mentioned.

May 2026

Good morning.

It’s Friday, therefore Frozen Pizza Friday, truely the high point of the week, for those who celebrate. Today will be a cheese pizza since that’s what I bought at the store. A pizza with meat on it would be too much fun at one time, fun must be rationed lest the gov’t tax it.

Apr 2026

Started Reading: The Four Jacks Annotated, Uncensored, by Robert Pavchick.

It’s a real page-turner so far. Very hard to put down.

Apr 2026

Good morning.

King Charles speeches have received very favorable press coverage here in the US. Also seems very favorable on YouTube. All done with great skill, charm and yet a truthiness that resonated.

Apr 2026

The words of the Prophets are written in seashells.

Apr 2026

Free speech is written in seashells.

Apr 2026

I don’t see what the big fuss is over Jimmy Kimmel. First Carson retired, then Letterman, then Conan and after that I quit watching late night talk shows. Nobody forces you to watch Kimmel.

Apr 2026

Maybe it’s just me but, I would not want Trump’s face on my passport.

Apr 2026

Good morning.

Rumor: The alleged assasin at the press dinner never fired a shot. The Secret Service agent who was shot in the bullet-proof vest was shot by a fellow cop. Not that it matters, the fault is still with the alleged attacker. At least nobody was wounded or worse.

Apr 2026

Breaking on social media (so grain of salt): Trump face is going to be on a page in new US Passports. If true and it happens, that should damp down citizen demand for a passport. (Trump was not dressed as Jesus in the example I saw.)

Apr 2026

Fact? Fiction? Social media posts are saying Trump does not have $400M in private donations for his ball room. I’m unable to confirm because I don’t trust social media. If he ever had the money where did it go? This means he wants to build it with taxpayer money. Um, no.

Apr 2026

Trump has ordered the finest grade of linoleum for his ballroom.

Apr 2026

Newest testing results prove that AI can come up with new conspiracy theories 61% faster than humans.

Apr 2026

New Rule: All writing, novels, plays, memos, poems, emails will be less than 300 characters. So focus dammit.

Apr 2026

Yea! I finally got past the robots and AT&T did a call back. Now when they call back you are still put on hold, but the hold music was some good smooth jazz so that was cool. But the hold music kept getting interupted by commercials because ad saturation is life. Anyway I got a human. Fixed

Apr 2026

Storms last night. Comcast Internet is down. I have power but next street over is without power. I’m on Emergency Bridge using my 4G iPad which I’ve not touched in a year. Shields holding. iPad seems to work. Life support working.

Apr 2026

I feel so sorry for King Charles III of the UK having to endure a state visit to the US with Trump.

Apr 2026

Well the scheduled call back from AT&T never happened.

Apr 2026

Hear me out: If Trump eventually flees the US into exile what countries would have him?

Me, I think either Argentina or Russia. He’s pretty much burned his bridges everywhere else.

Apr 2026

Wind driven rain. Lights flickering and a micro outage long enough that the wifi router had to reset. If the power fails I’ll have to dig out the Kindle for backlit reading in the dark.