Brad Enslen

Apr 2026

I hate to say this but there are only a small handful of politicians that I think could be trusted to start rebuilding the US after Trump, and half of them are out of office.

Apr 2026

Good morning.

So what have we learned? Trump bluffed and Iran called his bluff. Iran proved to be a lot tougher than Trump thought. Now we are in a worse position than before with no good way out in sight.

I say “we” learned, Trump, the idiot, has not learned much.

Apr 2026

Got groceries, lots of canned goods cos they keep. I’m calling this Tin Can Thursday.

Gas is high so I’m being conservative on driving, combining errands and that sort of thing. I can afford the gas, just a matter of why enrich the oil companies?

Apr 2026

Good morning.

Thankfully we still have coffee. Civilization hangs by a thread.

Apr 2026

In the name of minimalism and character limits, I think we should ban vowels, just erase them from the alphabet.

Apr 2026

Trump Math is an abstract, even surreal, form of math intended to obfuscate and bedazzle rather than produce a truthful, verifiable answer. Sorta like a billionaires or mega corporation’s tax returns.

Like New Math intended to screw up a whole generation. IYKYK

Apr 2026

Good morning.

I paid some more taxes this morning so I’m smiling and pretending to be cheerful and polite today.

Meanwhile, still no Epstein Files.

Also news reports say we are almost out of missiles cos we used them in Iran. It’ll take years to rebuild stockpiles. Pay up.

Apr 2026

PSA: Corduroy is not making a comeback, what with corduroy’s being an endangered species and all.

Apr 2026

Good morning.

Headlines: Shoving aside news of Trump, Pope, Wars, greed, graft, is the news that Tim Cook is stepping aside as CEO of Apple. Everyone has an opinion or comment. Apple fandom is huge.

Me: I miss Steve Jobs.

Apr 2026
Apr 2026

And so now Bsky is screwed up.

Apr 2026

Trump = Florida Man

Apr 2026

Mastodon.social is throwing off errors.

Tsunami warnings in Japan. Flooding in NZ. Trump in Washington. Vance going to Pakistan. Disasters.

Trump talking up UFO Files = distraction from Epstein Files and Trump’s Iran War fiasco.

Confession: I never liked Tang. IYKYK.

Apr 2026

Good morning.

Frost warning last night and sure enough this morning there is frost on the roofs of the houses. I’m not sure if it has reached the ground.

PSA: Doomscrolling trying to follow King Donald’s madness causes dain bramage.

Still no Epstein Files.

Apr 2026

Hierarchy of Tasty Protein Foods

Beef

Meat Pizza

Pork

Eggs

Chicken

Hot Dogs

Turkey

Beans

Peanut Butter

Textured Vegetable Protein

Seafood

Tofu

Apr 2026

Good morning.

Headlines: I can’t tell if Strait of Hormuz is open of closed. Different story hourly. US scientists are turning up dead or disappearing, FBI starting investigation. Lots of dodgy insider type trades have been happening right before Trump WH announcements. No investigation.

Apr 2026

Good morning.

Headlines: Tomato prices going way up. Beef prices up. Eggs down. In general grocery prices are up. Gas up. I keep hearing “supply chain” problems but that excuse has been used since the pandemic years ago now and isn’t getting fixed. Billionaires make money, while we pay the price

Apr 2026

From @ayjay :

When I look at the choices offered to Americans by their two chief political parties, I always remember a line from Woody Allen’s “My Speech to the Graduates”: “One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.”

Word.

Apr 2026

Free Luigi.

Apr 2026

I’m looking at renderings of the Trumpal Arch. It looks like something tourists can throw eggs at. Lots of eggs, daily, for decades.

Apr 2026

Good morning.

Checking for updates…

Someday, if you buy an AI robot vacuum cleaner, it will hunt you, follow you around the house, playing advertisements to you. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Apr 2026

Good morning.

I’ve sold off my (debatable) meat-brain intelligence, and changing my name to BradAI. My stock price should soar any second now. Trust me.

Apr 2026

Good morning.

Contrary to popular belief, many many doctors dress like Jesus.

Also, JD Vance lectures Ihe Pope on scripture.

Notice Trump is hiding after pissing off Christians in general and Roman Catholics in particular. Trump really should just shut up.

No Epstein Files.

Apr 2026

It’s Official: The hot air from one US Senator can power 400 homes.

Me: Might be higher for GOP Senators. Lower for Dems like Schumer.

Apr 2026

There is going to be a major electric grid slap-fight between the public trying to charge their EV’s and Tech Bros powering their massive AI data centers. Somehow, the public will end up paying for both with higher electric bills.