Good morning.
Thankfully we still have coffee. Civilization hangs by a thread.
In the name of minimalism and character limits, I think we should ban vowels, just erase them from the alphabet.
Trump Math is an abstract, even surreal, form of math intended to obfuscate and bedazzle rather than produce a truthful, verifiable answer. Sorta like a billionaires or mega corporation’s tax returns.
Like New Math intended to screw up a whole generation. IYKYK
Good morning.
I paid some more taxes this morning so I’m smiling and pretending to be cheerful and polite today.
Meanwhile, still no Epstein Files.
Also news reports say we are almost out of missiles cos we used them in Iran. It’ll take years to rebuild stockpiles. Pay up.
PSA: Corduroy is not making a comeback, what with corduroy’s being an endangered species and all.
Good morning.
Headlines: Shoving aside news of Trump, Pope, Wars, greed, graft, is the news that Tim Cook is stepping aside as CEO of Apple. Everyone has an opinion or comment. Apple fandom is huge.
Me: I miss Steve Jobs.
And so now Bsky is screwed up.
Trump = Florida Man
Mastodon.social is throwing off errors.
Tsunami warnings in Japan. Flooding in NZ. Trump in Washington. Vance going to Pakistan. Disasters.
Trump talking up UFO Files = distraction from Epstein Files and Trump’s Iran War fiasco.
Confession: I never liked Tang. IYKYK.
Good morning.
Frost warning last night and sure enough this morning there is frost on the roofs of the houses. I’m not sure if it has reached the ground.
PSA: Doomscrolling trying to follow King Donald’s madness causes dain bramage.
Still no Epstein Files.
Hierarchy of Tasty Protein Foods
Beef
Meat Pizza
Pork
Eggs
Chicken
Hot Dogs
Turkey
Beans
Peanut Butter
Textured Vegetable Protein
Seafood
Tofu
Good morning.
Headlines: I can’t tell if Strait of Hormuz is open of closed. Different story hourly. US scientists are turning up dead or disappearing, FBI starting investigation. Lots of dodgy insider type trades have been happening right before Trump WH announcements. No investigation.
Good morning.
Headlines: Tomato prices going way up. Beef prices up. Eggs down. In general grocery prices are up. Gas up. I keep hearing “supply chain” problems but that excuse has been used since the pandemic years ago now and isn’t getting fixed. Billionaires make money, while we pay the price
From @ayjay :
When I look at the choices offered to Americans by their two chief political parties, I always remember a line from Woody Allen’s “My Speech to the Graduates”: “One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.”
Word.
Free Luigi.
I’m looking at renderings of the Trumpal Arch. It looks like something tourists can throw eggs at. Lots of eggs, daily, for decades.
Good morning.
Checking for updates…
Someday, if you buy an AI robot vacuum cleaner, it will hunt you, follow you around the house, playing advertisements to you. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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I’ve sold off my (debatable) meat-brain intelligence, and changing my name to BradAI. My stock price should soar any second now. Trust me.
Good morning.
Contrary to popular belief, many many doctors dress like Jesus.
Also, JD Vance lectures Ihe Pope on scripture.
Notice Trump is hiding after pissing off Christians in general and Roman Catholics in particular. Trump really should just shut up.
No Epstein Files.
It’s Official: The hot air from one US Senator can power 400 homes.
Me: Might be higher for GOP Senators. Lower for Dems like Schumer.
There is going to be a major electric grid slap-fight between the public trying to charge their EV’s and Tech Bros powering their massive AI data centers. Somehow, the public will end up paying for both with higher electric bills.
Good morning.
Headlines: Nothing new as of right now, must be a slow news day or the Donald Nero Trump Administration has dropped into a bucket of confusion. Or both. splat
So take out a loan and buy some gas and groceries.
More Better Headlines: Protesters in Minneapolis are throwing many hundreds of dildos over the fence at ICE facilities. This seems to terrify ICE, with makes protesters throw even more. It’s good to have a hobby.
Good morning.
Headlines: JD Vance strikes out in negotiations w/ Iran in record time. Trump hides at professional wrestling match so he’s unavailable for consultation by Vance. Trump announces US naval blockade of Straits of Trump.
Then, Trump rails against the Pope.
And so it goes.