Kids and teens can’t wait to grow up and be adults. They think it’s gonna be cool. Well, I just bought three bags of rocks. Read: gravel. Not fancy gravel, but lowly “general purpose” gravel (cheapest) because I have to fill a hole washed out by the sump pump. Adulting is not about cars, sex and booze, it’s about paying your hard earned money out to buy bags of fecking rocks. Plus sales tax. They tax rocks.

You’re welcome.