If the darkness of our times is getting to you, Dolly Parton sings “Light of a Clear Blue Morning” with the help of some all star friends. Release for this recording Jan. 15, 2026.
Today might be the warmest day of the week. This sucks. I’m blaming Trump and MAGA’s for bringing Biblical punishment down on all of us.
Okay I’ll say it, the USA needs more root beer.
My favorite, back in the day, was Canfield’s Draft Root Beer which is no longer made probably because of a conspiracy. Sigh.
Sec of War, Pete Hegseth will travel to Frostbite Falls, Minn with an advance team of yes men to assess the China, Russia invasion threat.
I have seen Ukrainian drone operators drop bombs into the open hatch of a Russian tank from altitude. Therefore, I do believe burrito delivery by drones in the US is possible. There is however, the splat factor to be overcome.
Trump claims Frostbite Falls, Minn. is under imminent threat of invasion by China and Russia.
Good morning.
Ukraine needs offensive weapons that can hit deep inside Russia. Lots of them.
Meanwhile, Trump plays evil games.
Good morning.
Headlines show more evidence Trump is insane.
Read: Army puts 1,500 soldiers on standby for possible Minnesota deployment, AP sources say | AP
I’ll ask again, are they really intended for invasion of Minnesota or are they really for invasion of Greenland?
So do I have this right? Trump is mobilizing airborne troops from Alaska that might be used in Minneapolis if he invokes the Insurrection Act. Why troops from Alaska, why airborne? Are they really for use in Minneapolis or are they already Arctic qualified for use in Greenland?
President for Life Trump has just pardoned Sauron.
Headlines about worries that US will reveal that space aliens are real. WTF?
I know Trump wants to keep us distracted from the Epstein Files but come-on, space aliens? Really?
Trump has this thing about getting awards and is all in a snit about not getting his own Nobel Peace Prize.
I knew we should have sent him a leg lamp, which is a major award.
(If you know you know.)
A grassroots boycott of American products has started in Denmark.
Trump wants to be an emperor.
Like Caligula.
Good morning.
We need more drama in politics and foreign relations.
It’s amazing how the Epstein Files and Ukraine have been pushed aside by Trump’s insane threats about Greenland and ICE storm trooper tactics in Minneapolis.
Both of these are criminal acts.
Good morning.
I just checked, there are no checks and balances. Our Founding Father’s assumed the US would be ruled by men of good will, they didn’t conceive of a situation that the majority of people in power would be either evil, crooks or cowards. Yet here we are.
This winter has been bad and cold enough that a mouse has invaded my attached garage. He’s being pretty aggressive about trying to get in the house and he’s not very afraid of me. Mouse poison deployed. Leave or die.
I think Emperor Trump should offer a free Tesla Cybertruck to everyone in Greenland. That will win them over.
Good morning.
Headlines: Costco has switched back to Coke from Pepsi in it’s food courts.
I always liked Coke better, although as a kid we bought a fair amount of Royal Crown Cola instead because it was usually a bit cheaper. Pop came in returnable glass bottles and we kinda rationed it.
Read: Danish diplomat: ‘No way’ US will pay for Scandinavian welfare system in Greenland | The Hill
Imagine how much sh*t would hit the fan if US granted universal health care to Greenlanders, plus free education, social security, but not to existing US citizens. Political suicide.
Good morning.
Trump has this thing about islands: he loves them. He’s attracted to Cuba, he’s obsessed with Greenland and he obviously loved Epstein’s Island.
Read: Why Trump wants Greenland and what’s standing in his way | Washington Post
This is very dangerous. It is a betrayal because Denmark has always been a loyal US friend and ally. You don’t sh*t on your friends. Estimates are that to buy Greenland costs start at $700 Billion.