Luigi.
Today’s Quote:
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
– Dorothy Parker
Trump is coming for our french fries! Trump is starting a french fry war. Trump is attacking his base.
Quick, how fast can we switch back to beef fat?
MAGA:
Math is woke.
Science is woke.
Germs are woke.
Empathy is a weakness.
Decency is a weakness.
Women must be controlled.
Trans people must be controlled.
Renewable energy is woke.
History is woke.
Law and Order is woke.
It’s somebody else’s fault.
Birds are not real.
Hmm, The Trump tariff auto sales rush is on is probably a goodish thing. Not scientific, but my general impression in driving by local dealerships is they were packed with cars and could stand to sell a few.
The perfect housewarming gift: a couple of cans of WD-40 and some rolls of duct tape.
Today’s Quote:
The secret of the universe is this: The universe doesn’t care. That part of the job is yours.
– David Gerrold
Now Trump is going after the Federal Reserve’s Independence and Chairman Powell. We all knew it would happen sooner or later and Trump has dug the economy into such a deep grave he now wants the Fed to bail him out and is upset when the Fed won’t play along.
PSA: Always check: MAGA’s might be hiding under your bed!
I just looked online at vehicles from Ford, Chevy, Toyota, KIA, Nissan and Mazda. No trucks tho. Boring. They all look alike. Over wind tunneled, for short people and ugly. Real ugly. Everything is a SUV. Only the KIA Soul and the Ford Bronco looked mildly interesting. Design by bean counters.
Good Morning, coffee in hand and doomscrolling the news.
Women: Elon Musk wants you to have his babies.
DOGE may have let Russian hackers into US Government computers.
Trump Admin wants to kidnap American Citizens and ship them to prison in El Salvador. Without trial.
Today’s Quote:
The human race never solves any of its problems, it only outlives them.
– David Gerrold
Supper will be hot dogs and Bush’s Vegetarian Baked Beans, just for the record.
People are making Easter Egg alternatives out of marshmallows, peanut butter and by dying small potatoes.
We shall call these “Freedom Eggs” because these will free America from the Biden Chicken Overlords we have been buying eggs from for years and have been buying nothing from us in return.
Trump: It’s Wednesday who can I bully today?
It’s like we’re living in a Mad Magazine parody of the real world, only evil, cruel, mean and corrupt.
Today’s Quote:
True genius can be identified by the fact that its expression changes the world into something it has never been before.
– David Gerrold
Tax day and paying taxes are what you do as a good citizen to keep government running. I’ve never questioned that nor begrudged paying even in the past when money was tight.
This is the first year I didn’t want to pay. These are 2024 taxes, it will be worse next year when it’s TrumpTaxes.
Actor Edward Fox just had a birthday. He was perfect in the 1973 film “Day of the Jackal”. My friends and I had all read the book and we all concluded that the book would never be made into a film. By golly they pulled it off. The 1973 film was brilliant and Fox was a big part of that.
I came across Willerby while exploring the Web. Willerby is a website publishing short ghost type stories on the web. The setting is a fictional UK town named Willerby.
Reminds me of the old days of the Web. I’d like to see these make a comeback. Anyway, enjoy.
Daily Quote:
The single most important lesson of effective communication is this: Focus on clarity. Concentrate on precisions. Don’t worry about constructing beautiful sentences. Beauty comes from meaning, not language. Accuracy is the most effective style of all.
– David Gerrold
The Big Plan is to go to bed extra early tonight even if I have to lie there awake for hours. I feel the need to put my feet up.
The only parade Trump should get is a perp walk.
Trump eggs hit record high, just in time for Easter.
Here’s a review of frozen breakfast sandwiches. Say what you want, they are still cheaper than fast food restaurant sandwiches.