2026 means we have 3 count’em, 3 more years of this sh*t to go.
But don’t worry, we got Congress to save us.
Trump seems to be saying the US is going to run Venezuela “temporarily”. Heck, Trump can’t even run the US how is he going to run a foreign country?
Additionally, Trump is threatening Iran again, how many wars we going to have and how much will this cost us?
Good morning.
News headlines about US military strikes in Venezuela. Others saying Maduro has been captured by US, but these news sources are more rumor than reliable. We shall see as the day unfolds.
Also, rumors that Putin and Co. in Russia are panicking over peace plan for Ukraine.
Pope: Da Bears.
Chicago chants back: Da Bears.
(If you know you know.)
Good morning.
I got this from several memes on social networks: Start naming public toilets, sewage treatment plants, landfills, homeless shelters, daycares, recycling centers, etc. after Trump. Any type of place that would really upset Trump.
My 2026 New Year’s Resolution:
Buy bongo drums.
Try playing bongo drums. (Been saying this for like 15 years.)
Write list of rationalizations as to why this is good.
What could possibly go wrong?
Good morning and Happy New Year to you all.
2026 will be another Twilight Zone year: don’t count on anything and trust no one. The good news is there is trouble in MAGALand, more MAGA’s are not buying Trump’s BS and vindictiveness. Good but Trump could go completely off the rails.
I just changed another light bulb. All by myself.
CSS sucks.
That’s it, that’s the whole blog post.
Well, 2025 is nearly over, and it’s too late to talk our way out of it.
Have a Happy New Year. There I said it.
Recently I saw a news story about mackerel fishing. Some sort of snit brewing within the EU. I’m not going to comment cos you know what a hot button topic mackerel fishing is over there.
Looking ahead to the 2028 Presidential election, I just hope the Democrats have a rip-snorting primary of good candidates. I’m tired of the Dems having one anointed candidate pre-chosen by the Dem Establishment.
I just checked the weather forecast for the next few days and I better get groceries today without delay.
Good morning.
People on social media occasionally post a pic of the bottle of Champaign they have set aside to drink should Trump expire. The only problem is that JD Vance would then take over and that’s scary too.
I’m tired. I’m tired of being awake. I’m going to bed early but I’m still waiting for a time that is not embarrassingly early.
Thanks Comcast, I didn’t really want Internet connectivity today.
Have a Merry Christmas everyone.
Me: Okay, who is giving out Trump Bibles, Trump Phones, Trump Cryptocurrency for Christmas this year?
Everyone: …
Me: I thought so.
I changed two light bulbs today. By myself.
Good morning.
The State of Florida is going to rename the State “Trump.” Trump lives there. And because they love Trump and Florida sounds kinda suspiciously foreign - like it might have been named by immigrants.
Trump still wants Greenland. He should bribe them into joining the US. We will give them:
Golf courses.
Massive ballrooms.
McDonalds.
Massive personal debt trying to pay for healthcare.
Elon Musk.
Huge military bases.
Advertising billboards.
Republicans.
Lawyers and lawsuits.
Billionaires.
PSA: A Hostess Cupcake today is about 1/3rd the size it was 50-some years ago. FYI.
Good morning. Hot sauce can make breakfast even more better.
Drawing out the release of the Epstein Files plus heavy redaction is only going to make the scandal worse.
Random: Monocles should be brought back. I don’t know why, but just do it.
Seen and Heard: Somebody online predicted Trump will flee the US to live in exile as soon as his term in office ends. That sounds about right.
RFK, Jr. will flee the country if there is a polio outbreak.
Elon Musk should just leave now.
Good morning. Breakfast will include Mexican refried beans. Happy.
Per news headlines: Trump gave speech about his wife’s panties. I don’t know what he said and I don’t want to know. I suppose this is slightly better than him threatening Canada. Maybe. At least he can focus on something.