Good morning. That first cup of coffee is the best. I’ve no idea what to make for breakfast but whatever it is, it will not contain tofu.
Deep thoughts:
Would “lab grown meat” be considered ultra-processed?
Does Markdown have strikethrough type?
Fish are not considered part of a roadkill diet.
So Trump is planning to militarily invade and occupy Chicago. I’m not sure what the pretext is other than delusional. This is how you burn big huge piles of taxpayers money and then wonder why the economy went down the toilet. And the GOP is silent.
Good morning. Gevalia dark French roast coffee this morning. It’s much richer and smokier than the organic stuff I just finished. Very finely ground. It’s not cheap (and coffee prices are rising) but it is not the most expensive either. Recommended.
The Cracker Barrel redesign of their logo has done more to bury attention to the Epstein Files than all of Trump’s hundreds of desperate shenanigans combined. I’m not sure what to think about that.
The small smugness I feel dining on veggie burgers and lettuce salad is pretty thin gruel compared to the primal enjoyment of eating a real dead cow burger or a rib eye. And none of this lab grown meat nonsense, the beef needs to come from a real farting, cud chewing, on the hoof cow.
Public Service Announcement:
Always wear underwear.
I’ll say it again, RealID was never about stopping terrorists. It was always about being able to separate aliens from citizens and to control where you can go and your means of travel. It’s an internal passport.
Papers please.
Counting down until Frozen Pizza Friday.
According to creepy RFK, Jr., pizza is a bad food because everything is highly processed. Listen, if you attack our pizzas we will resist with everything we have. We are armed with shakers of red pepper, cans of pizza sauce and even anchovies. Lay off.
Good morning. Coffee done. On tea now.
I bought a fancy shmancy greeting card yesterday. It cost almost $8 and was printed in Vietnam.
I’ve been spending lots of money this week on goods and services this week. That means, if you believe in trickle down economics, I’m a national hero.
If they don’t release the Epstein Files, I’m sure somebody will publish a book, written by AI, purporting to be the real Epstein Files.
Rumor that I just made up: Trump is going to sell off all the paintings in the Wash. DC art museums and replace them with his own finger paintings. Because he can and nobody has the guts to stop him.
Good morning. Coffee is almost done.
So we built this big fence on the border with Mexico and Mexico didn’t pay for it like Trump said. Now the fence isn’t good enough so we are painting the whole thing black so it will heat up and be too hot to climb. You can’t make this stuff up. Clown shoes.
Texas is a police state.
Trump is on tic-toc now. I want to see him sing and shuffle dance.
Good morning. Coffee is done, so is breakfast.
Release the Epstein Files.
Also, once Trump is gone and the forces of MAGA have been defeated, we need to strengthen the limits on Presidential powers. If you abuse them you lose them.
Turkey sausage just does not taste right to me, but enough hot sauce can overcome this.
Supper tonight was Morningstar Farms veggie Spicy Black Bean burgers and some side veggies. The burgers are not bad and I can make them in a microwave. I can’t do the veggie too often or I’ll crash and burn, but it nice to change things up occasionally.
Good morning. Coffee done, breakfast soon.
Looking at my timelines: does Trump really have a MAGA merchandise display at the White House? Also how much has his tacky redecorating cost us and how much will we have to spend to put the WH back the way it was after he’s gone?
Ukraine, do not believe anything Trump or Putin says. Trump is unreliable and does not care about Ukraine. Putin is buying time until he can destabilize and invade all of Ukraine.
As long as Trump or any MAGA successor is President you can not rely on any security guarantees from the US.
Good morning. Drinking organic coffee. meh.
Riddles:
Who is Laura Loomer and why does Donald listen to her?
Why is ICE going after landscapers and not felons like they said?
Why is ICE going after waiters and cooks instead of packing house workers at Tyson and Perdue corporations?
Good morning. Coffee while I read about Trump’s latest follies as he tries to distract us from the Epstein Files.
Trump got zilch during the Alaska meeting. Loser.
Meanwhile he does obfuscation theater moves like DC takeover to distract us and the pin brained media while destroying the US.
Fossil Fuel Producers Derail Global Agreement to Combat Plastic Waste
Countries should not wait for a global agreement. They can take unilateral action and there is a lot of low hanging fruit on single use plastics. Example: the US can outlaw plastic bags, straws, fast food wrapping now.
Frozen pizza tonight. Strawberries for dessert.
We want the Epstein Files!
I’ll catch the scoop on the Alaska Summit Theater in the morning cos I’m going to bed early.
I’m not sure hitting a federal agent with a sandwich should be a felony, except this was a Subway sandwich so it’s probably legit.
Random: Modern homes should have secret rooms and passageways.