The Establishment (aka The Man, Big Tech, Multi-National Corps, etc) have announced forced enshitification will start on Dec. 24, 2025. No way to opt-out. You will be forced to register for an enshitification ID card. You will be on our mailing list, get junk mail and privacy policy plus TOS BS updated 8 times a year in 167 languages including Ancient Etruscan.
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