Me: New and Improved now with 2X the Snark
Laura Loomer: alien or not?
JD Vance: after 3 or 4 name changes, still an asshole.
Donald Trump: Covfefe!
Elon Musk: In hiding.
ICE Barbie: Murders puppies, fashionably.
Marco Rubio: Who?
Florida: Polio Peninsula.
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