Tesla cars are now a protected class. Or maybe it’s Tesla Corp? Maybe both. Anyway, Trump either has made or is thinking about making it a terrorist crime if you make fun of Tesla cars and maybe if you vandalize Tesla cars. The reporting isn’t quite clear.

Anyway Tesla cars have more rights than you.

So don’t make up silly playground rhymes about Tesla’s and post them on the Internets or social media. Don’t laugh at Cybertrucks, they have delicate feelings like their panels. Don’t point and laugh when a Tesla drives by. Cos all those things might make you a terrorist.