Your Easter is screwed.
- The price of eggs in the US is sky high and rising.
- Eggs are being rationed by retailers.
- Chocolate Easter eggs and bunny rabbits are gonna be high because chocolate prices are climbing so you can’t substitute chocolate eggs for real eggs.
- Robert Kennedy, Jr. is no help. He wants everyone to eat roadkill and tree bark or something. So he doesn’t care about your eggs.
- Corporate America sold you out decades ago. So now cookies and other stuff you might substitute are all made in Canada, Mexico, EU or China and Trump’s tariffs will be in effect long before Easter so prices will rise sharply and/or supply might be cut off.
- President Musk is firing everyone in sight. You may not have a job. And even if you don’t work for the US government, but if your corporate employer sells goods to the government your job might be axed too because there are no gov bureaucrats left to answer your emails.
- But never mind, you can still go to church on Easter Sunday and worship. Pay no attention to the ICE agents, kicking church doors in and rounding up your fellow parishioners during communion.
