Pro Tips for Valentines Day:
Do not buy chocolates at the dollar store. Go to a proper expensive store to buy her chocolates.
Buy those long stem flowers at a real florist too. No cheating at the Walmafrt or Menard’s. She can tell.
Go whole hog and take her out to White Castle for supper. Spare no expense.
I know it’s expensive, but just take the hit boy, like a man.
You can buy a six pack for yourself on the way home.
