Brad Enslen

Sep 2025

I’m putting together a grocery order. Almost everything has gone way up in price. Coffee has really gone up even with buying on sales. Meanwhile Trump is wasting money like it’s water.

Aug 2025

I read today that JD Vance has changed his name, 3 times! That’s a little strange.

Also he didn’t come from a dirt poor family and he’s a Yale grad. Very strange.

The couch had no comment.

Aug 2025

Internet problems off and on all day. Hard to get things done. Comcast.

Aug 2025

Good morning. Coffee and 1st breakfast done, now on tea.

Yesterday’s Frozen Pizza Friday celebration was quite a success. There was a brief parade which was me walking down the hall to the kitchen to get the pizza out of the oven. Good times.

Also:

Trump is a fink.

Aug 2025

“Chompchompchomp,” the sound of the worms eating JFK, Jr.’s brain.

Aug 2025

Good morning. Drinking coffee while waiting for 1st breakfast time. Also waiting for the Epstein Files. Heh.

Today is Frozen Pizza Friday a galactic holiday. Today’s pizza will be a Meat Lovers thin crust from Corner Booth, in case you are keeping track. Good Times.

Aug 2025

Read: A guide to the new COVID vaccine recommendations | AXIOS

However:

Pharmacists no longer have the power to dispense vaccines.

Why?:

Because Kennedy is an ass. Now you have to consult your doctor first which is an extra cost for either the patient or the system or both.

Aug 2025

Good morning. Coffee was superb. Breakfast TBD. Supposed to rain today = good nap day.

ICE showed up to check ID’s of firefighters on active fire line fighting fires in WA. Arrested two. You got to love it when law enforcement arrests emergency workers actively dealing w/ an emergency.

Aug 2025

Releaseth the Epstein Files, forthwith!

Aug 2025

Good morning. I had two (count em) two huge cups of coffee this morning. Wheee!

I wonder if Trump will build a triumphal arch and march troops through it, after he invades Chicago? I’m sure he has no clue what a triumphal arch is but if he builds one it will be cheap white stucco with tacky gold highlights and yet still cost $200 million.

Aug 2025

Headlines are full of Trump threatening and taking revenge against those who oppose him or say things he does not like. Governing a country is about more than coercion, revenge and paybacks. At some point you have to prove you are actually competent. And time is ticking.

Aug 2025

I think we should have both 1st and 2nd naps during the day.

Aug 2025

Good morning. That first cup of coffee is the best. I’ve no idea what to make for breakfast but whatever it is, it will not contain tofu.

Deep thoughts:

Would “lab grown meat” be considered ultra-processed?

Does Markdown have strikethrough type?

Fish are not considered part of a roadkill diet.

Aug 2025

So Trump is planning to militarily invade and occupy Chicago. I’m not sure what the pretext is other than delusional. This is how you burn big huge piles of taxpayers money and then wonder why the economy went down the toilet. And the GOP is silent.

Aug 2025

Good morning. Gevalia dark French roast coffee this morning. It’s much richer and smokier than the organic stuff I just finished. Very finely ground. It’s not cheap (and coffee prices are rising) but it is not the most expensive either. Recommended.

Aug 2025

The Cracker Barrel redesign of their logo has done more to bury attention to the Epstein Files than all of Trump’s hundreds of desperate shenanigans combined. I’m not sure what to think about that.

Aug 2025

The small smugness I feel dining on veggie burgers and lettuce salad is pretty thin gruel compared to the primal enjoyment of eating a real dead cow burger or a rib eye. And none of this lab grown meat nonsense, the beef needs to come from a real farting, cud chewing, on the hoof cow.

Aug 2025

Public Service Announcement:

Always wear underwear.

Aug 2025

I’ll say it again, RealID was never about stopping terrorists. It was always about being able to separate aliens from citizens and to control where you can go and your means of travel. It’s an internal passport.

Papers please.

Aug 2025

Counting down until Frozen Pizza Friday.

According to creepy RFK, Jr., pizza is a bad food because everything is highly processed. Listen, if you attack our pizzas we will resist with everything we have. We are armed with shakers of red pepper, cans of pizza sauce and even anchovies. Lay off.

Aug 2025

Good morning. Coffee done. On tea now.

I bought a fancy shmancy greeting card yesterday. It cost almost $8 and was printed in Vietnam.

I’ve been spending lots of money this week on goods and services this week. That means, if you believe in trickle down economics, I’m a national hero.

Aug 2025

If they don’t release the Epstein Files, I’m sure somebody will publish a book, written by AI, purporting to be the real Epstein Files.

Aug 2025

Rumor that I just made up: Trump is going to sell off all the paintings in the Wash. DC art museums and replace them with his own finger paintings. Because he can and nobody has the guts to stop him.

Aug 2025

Good morning. Coffee is almost done.

So we built this big fence on the border with Mexico and Mexico didn’t pay for it like Trump said. Now the fence isn’t good enough so we are painting the whole thing black so it will heat up and be too hot to climb. You can’t make this stuff up. Clown shoes.

Aug 2025

Texas is a police state.