Brad Enslen

Jan 2026

After the Maduro raid, Trump is drunk on power. He’s doubling down on threatening Greenland, which is a criminal act. He’s threatening Mexico, Columbia, Iran, Canada, Panama. He’s threatening to invade numerous US cities. He is insane and unfit for office.

Jan 2026

Good Morning. Frozen Pizza Friday Update: The pizza package photo was wildly optimistic about the number and density of toppings. To be fair, at least there was at least one of each listed topping on the pizza. Trickle Down ingredients.

Jan 2026

Today is Frozen Pizza Friday.

Jan 2026

Tump wants to try and buy Greenlander’s votes to become part of the US. Trump is increasingly turning his guns and jack booted thugs on US citizens in the 50 states, he will do the same or worse to Greenlander’s if they don’t - obey - Trump.

Jan 2026

Good morning.

Trump is trying to distract us from the Epstein Files. He will say anything, do anything, sacrifice all his goons and sacrifice us all to do just that. And it’s working. Stay focused. He is a cancer.

Jan 2026

And still waiting for more Epstein files.

Jan 2026

Trump wants any oil money from Venezuela to be directly controlled by him. This gives him direct patronage money to dole out without any Federal or Congressional oversight or control. This smells of massive corruption.

Jan 2026

A couple of years ago block chain and crypto-currencies were going to revolutionize everything. Today all the hype is about AI and chatbots. The billionaires might make money, but for common joe’s it’s all bullsh*t, razzle-dazzle designed to separate you from your money.

Jan 2026

In 2025 Trump was real worried about pasta. My prediction is in 2026 Trump will become worried about pasta sauce.

Jan 2026

Good morning.

It’s too early to tell, but the big American oil companies don’t seem very enthusiastic to pump billions of their own dollars into rebuilding Venezuela’s oil industry just on Trump’s whim. Trump’s whims change hourly depending on which crazy he last talked to.

Jan 2026

Lots of speculation online about that (now) Russian flagged tanker the US has been pursuing for a week or more. Speculation is there is something or someone onboard that Russian ship, which was headed to Venezuela, that Russia did not want us to find. We boarded it now so stay tuned.

Jan 2026

Good morning.

Chuckie Schumer managed to bestir himself enough to give a milquetoast response to the whole Madero thing. We need fighters leading the Democrats not timid, limp, tepid people with no blood in their veins.

Jan 2026

Seen and Heard: Dissolving NATO if US invades Greenland is not a threat that works on Trump, because getting the US out of NATO is exactly what Trump wants.

Jan 2026

I’m going to build a triumphal arch across my driveway dedicated to ME and my awesomeness, in the name of national security.

Also, I’m getting a world peace prize from the World Croquet Association which is a HUGE award to ME.

Jan 2026

Good morning.

Trump seems to be spending lots of tax money and we aren’t getting anything in return. Playing emperor and invading foreign countries is the sexy part but you still have to do the boring stuff like fixing potholes, providing clean water and keeping the lights on.

Jan 2026

I’m not a follower of conspiracy theories but I’m having trouble believing Epstein hung himself in jail. There are just too many coincidences: staff not around, staff not checking on him per SOP, camera problems, that 1 to 3 minute video gap and stories keep changing.

Jan 2026

Not that anyone is listening to me, but for me, there is a bright red line on any US invasion of Greenland. This includes other acts like blockade or sanctions or asymmetric warfare, etc. Any of these acts by Trump would be grounds for his immediate removal from office by legal means.

Jan 2026

Good morning.

One problem (of many) that Trump’s threats against Greenland causes is that it makes it very hard for the US to help Greenland if there ever is a real threat to it from Russia. From now on we will look like colonial invaders in the eyes of Greenlanders long after Trump is gone.

Jan 2026

I’m hoping to include more fruit and vegetables in my diet. FML.

Jan 2026

Trump threatens Iran. Trump threatens Greenland claims it’s surrounded by Russian and Chinese ships and we need it for national security. Trump threatens Maduro’s Vice President who seems to be trying to take charge in Venezuela.

Trump threatens Moose and Squirrel.

He’s on a roll.

Jan 2026

The courts, street resistance plus the Portland Frog shutdown Trump’s invasion of US cities so Trump had to invade Venezuela instead. The guy has a one track mind.

Jan 2026

I had a load of snark ready to post about Chuckie Schumer but I see he actually said something other than “Meep” so I’ll save it for later.

Jan 2026

So explain to me again:

1, What does Congress actually do?

  1. How these checks and balances work?

  2. How Congress represents, “The People?”

  3. How these political parties are different from each other?

  4. Do the GOP and Dems actually do something useful?

Talk real slow and explain it like I’m a 5 year old.

Jan 2026

Good morning.

DEA makes Maduro do the perp walk. Trump wants US to get all entangled, long term, on the ground in Venezuela. Trump pledges billions from US Big Oil to rebuild oil there, but big silence from Big Oil. They are waiting to see if an insurgency will develop.

Jan 2026

2026 means we have 3 count’em, 3 more years of this sh*t to go.

But don’t worry, we got Congress to save us.