Personally, I like the slow and dumb zombies over the faster than goose shit swarm zombies. How about you?
Remember the dateline in newspapers? It seems to have fallen out of favor but I wish newspapers and news websites would start using it again.
Everything is keto diet these days and I have no clue what that means. But “Kato” was the “Green Hornet’s” sidekick who was cooler than the Green Hornet himself. Vowels.
Crime TV: Murder by the Lake. Series: German with subtitles.
Murder by the Lake streams on Mhz Choice. I just finished off Series 2. Good series, interesting setting and characters.
9 out of 10 horses recommend oat milk for your morning cereal.
It’s Monday the 1st. Per the USPS, the 3-Day Priority Mail envelope will take 5 days to be delivered Est. on Friday the 5th. If it takes 5 days why call it 3 day Mail? It’s a long time for something to be delivered 25 miles away. #newmath
Isolation Department Report: New Norelco shaver blades delivered. Small, rotary, self distanced, celebrations are breaking out here at Galactic HQ.
My neighborhood is overrun with packs of feral children, and dogs. I think somebody has been dumping kids and dogs here over the winter. On nice days everybody is out walking their dogs and airing out the kids.
I’ve been sort of quiet (at least for me.) I can only say “Trump is a Fink,” so many different ways before I’m repeating myself.
Trump reminds me of Benito Mussolini. Just saying.
People who have been safely sheltering at home are protesting, demanding to go back to work.
Meanwhile, workers who have been, very bravely, working throughout the lockdown without proper PPE (grocery workers, delivery workers, caregivers) are striking for better protection, pay, some time off.
Hair Report: My hair now looks like that of most of my professors at Uni way back when. Growing on to full hippie. What lies beyond Hippie hair? Full Bozo. Trimmed my sideburns which have gone completely white. #peace #love #groovy #freedomrock
I just ordered hand sanitizer from APR Bio-Tech. The thing that caught my eye was it continues to kill germs for 4 hours after application to your hands. For me, worth trying.
It’s not called Spring anymore. It’s Pressure Washing Season (PWS cos everything has to have 3 initials these days.) I’ll be hearing pressure washers in the ‘hood, continuously for the next few weeks.
With so much Wrongness about I had the urge to “do the right thing”. So I had Coco Wheats for breakfast.
It seems The White House has a Blockade Keeping States and Hospitals from Getting PPE Deeply disturbing. Read the Whole Thing.
We need a trickle down economic method for bailout money for big business and too big to fail banks. See if it works any better for them.
It’s fun to see people channel their stircrazyness into something fun and creative.
(Sound on.)
Bestest: Chocolate cake without frosting. Moist. Dark.
Good: German chocolate cake.
It will do: Chocolate cake with chocolate frosting.
Don’t you know there is a pandemic on?: Chocolate cake with white frosting.
Prepper rations: Chocolate cake with some sort of clear sugar glaze. Usually found on mass produced, packaged cakes.
All my PPE orders are due in: Real Soon Now.
Everytime Trump says or does something I want to facepalm. Except we are not supposed to touch our face.
I don’t care if the airlines survive. We’ve bailed them out how many times since 9/11? That ought to tell us something. Of course I say this when @JohnPhilpin is stuck on an island somewhere. ;-) We need to switch to different means of transport.
And it’s snowing.