Brad Enslen

Jan 2026

I’m going to build a triumphal arch across my driveway dedicated to ME and my awesomeness, in the name of national security.

Also, I’m getting a world peace prize from the World Croquet Association which is a HUGE award to ME.

Jan 2026

Good morning.

Trump seems to be spending lots of tax money and we aren’t getting anything in return. Playing emperor and invading foreign countries is the sexy part but you still have to do the boring stuff like fixing potholes, providing clean water and keeping the lights on.

Jan 2026

I’m not a follower of conspiracy theories but I’m having trouble believing Epstein hung himself in jail. There are just too many coincidences: staff not around, staff not checking on him per SOP, camera problems, that 1 to 3 minute video gap and stories keep changing.

Jan 2026

Not that anyone is listening to me, but for me, there is a bright red line on any US invasion of Greenland. This includes other acts like blockade or sanctions or asymmetric warfare, etc. Any of these acts by Trump would be grounds for his immediate removal from office by legal means.

Jan 2026

Good morning.

One problem (of many) that Trump’s threats against Greenland causes is that it makes it very hard for the US to help Greenland if there ever is a real threat to it from Russia. From now on we will look like colonial invaders in the eyes of Greenlanders long after Trump is gone.

Jan 2026

I’m hoping to include more fruit and vegetables in my diet. FML.

Jan 2026

Trump threatens Iran. Trump threatens Greenland claims it’s surrounded by Russian and Chinese ships and we need it for national security. Trump threatens Maduro’s Vice President who seems to be trying to take charge in Venezuela.

Trump threatens Moose and Squirrel.

He’s on a roll.

Jan 2026

The courts, street resistance plus the Portland Frog shutdown Trump’s invasion of US cities so Trump had to invade Venezuela instead. The guy has a one track mind.

Jan 2026

I had a load of snark ready to post about Chuckie Schumer but I see he actually said something other than “Meep” so I’ll save it for later.

Jan 2026

So explain to me again:

1, What does Congress actually do?

  1. How these checks and balances work?

  2. How Congress represents, “The People?”

  3. How these political parties are different from each other?

  4. Do the GOP and Dems actually do something useful?

Talk real slow and explain it like I’m a 5 year old.

Jan 2026

Good morning.

DEA makes Maduro do the perp walk. Trump wants US to get all entangled, long term, on the ground in Venezuela. Trump pledges billions from US Big Oil to rebuild oil there, but big silence from Big Oil. They are waiting to see if an insurgency will develop.

Jan 2026

2026 means we have 3 count’em, 3 more years of this sh*t to go.

But don’t worry, we got Congress to save us.

Jan 2026

Trump seems to be saying the US is going to run Venezuela “temporarily”. Heck, Trump can’t even run the US how is he going to run a foreign country?

Additionally, Trump is threatening Iran again, how many wars we going to have and how much will this cost us?

Jan 2026

Good morning.

News headlines about US military strikes in Venezuela. Others saying Maduro has been captured by US, but these news sources are more rumor than reliable. We shall see as the day unfolds.

Also, rumors that Putin and Co. in Russia are panicking over peace plan for Ukraine.

Jan 2026

Pope: Da Bears.

Chicago chants back: Da Bears.

(If you know you know.)

Jan 2026

Good morning.

I got this from several memes on social networks: Start naming public toilets, sewage treatment plants, landfills, homeless shelters, daycares, recycling centers, etc. after Trump. Any type of place that would really upset Trump.

Jan 2026

My 2026 New Year’s Resolution:

Buy bongo drums.

Try playing bongo drums. (Been saying this for like 15 years.)

Write list of rationalizations as to why this is good.

What could possibly go wrong?

Jan 2026

Good morning and Happy New Year to you all.

2026 will be another Twilight Zone year: don’t count on anything and trust no one. The good news is there is trouble in MAGALand, more MAGA’s are not buying Trump’s BS and vindictiveness. Good but Trump could go completely off the rails.

Dec 2025

I just changed another light bulb. All by myself.

Dec 2025

CSS sucks.

That’s it, that’s the whole blog post.

Dec 2025

Well, 2025 is nearly over, and it’s too late to talk our way out of it.

Have a Happy New Year. There I said it.

Dec 2025

Recently I saw a news story about mackerel fishing. Some sort of snit brewing within the EU. I’m not going to comment cos you know what a hot button topic mackerel fishing is over there.

Dec 2025

Looking ahead to the 2028 Presidential election, I just hope the Democrats have a rip-snorting primary of good candidates. I’m tired of the Dems having one anointed candidate pre-chosen by the Dem Establishment.

Dec 2025

I just checked the weather forecast for the next few days and I better get groceries today without delay.

Dec 2025

Good morning.

People on social media occasionally post a pic of the bottle of Champaign they have set aside to drink should Trump expire. The only problem is that JD Vance would then take over and that’s scary too.